Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky small town where every greeting is a mystery, you play as an awkward detective with an unusually keen ability to decipher the hidden agendas behind people's hellos. As bizarre encounters unfold, friendships, animosities, and societal norms unravel with each dialogue choice. Your task is to determine who really means what they say while juggling eccentric townsfolk, absurd scenarios, and your own penchant for sarcasm. Will you uncover the truths behind the strange salutes or will you just be classified as the town's biggest weirdo?