Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this hilarious interactive text-based game, you play as a quirky, somewhat aloof private investigator named Finn Sillyman, known for his knack for solving absurd mysteries rather than serious crimes. One day, you receive a puzzling case: a series of bizarre greetings have been mysteriously appearing throughout your town, each tied to a different eccentric citizen. Your goal is to unravel the whimsical connections and bizarre backstories behind these hellos while navigating hilariously unexpected situations, meeting quirky characters, and making choices that lead to different comedic outcomes. Will you be able to piece together who is behind these oddities and maintain your offbeat charm, or will the mystery swallow you whole?