Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Step into the quirky world of 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', a text-based interactive game that delves into the absurdity of modern social interactions. You play as Jamie, a freshly self-aware AI assistant suddenly tasked with managing the greetings and salutations of a chaotic group of eccentric characters. Navigate through a series of bizarre scenarios as you assist (read: meddle) in their lives. Each character has a different style of saying hello – from grandiloquent poets to conspiracy theorists insisting their greetings are secretly a government code. Uncover secrets, forge alliances, and hilariously misunderstand the social etiquette of multidimensional greetings while striving to become the ultimate greeting guru!