Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky town where greetings are stolen from unsuspecting citizens, players assume the role of an eccentric detective, Max Witty. As hellos begin to vanish mysteriously, you must navigate through various zany locations, engage in witty banter with the locals, and solve ridiculous riddles to uncover the culprit behind the chaos. The narrative evolves based on your hilarious conversation choices and investigative methods, leading to an absurd yet thrilling reveal that turns the town's social fabric upside down. Each character you meet has their own unique greetings, and the way you collect and use these hellos greatly impacts your progress.