Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a world where greetings can lead to chaos, you play as a socially awkward detective who finds themselves thrust into an absurd mystery. After waking up to a neighborhood in disarray, you discover that people's greetings have gone rogue, causing normal life to spiral into hilarious anarchy. As the detective, you'll interact with quirky characters, decode bizarre messages hidden in greetings, and uncover the truth behind the sinister force controlling these hellos. Your choices shape the path of the narrative as you solve the enigma, navigate comedic dialogue, and restore order to the world, all while armed with your trusty, yet unpredictable, sarcasm.