Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If I had a dime for every silly hello, I’d have enough to fund a proper exit strategy!

Adventure Mystery Text Game

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Step into the whimsical world of 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', where you play as a quirky detective in a bustling city plagued by bizarre greetings. Every day, residents greet each other with increasingly ridiculous and nonsensical hellos, causing confusion and chaos. Your mission? Unravel the mystery of who started this greeting epidemic! Journey through colorful neighborhoods, interact with eccentric characters, and piece together clues to uncover a hidden plot that connects the seemingly random hellos. Can you figure out the source of the madness before everyone forgets how to say goodbye?