Step into the shoes of Alex, a struggling phone psychotherapist who discovers an elite underground society dedicated to mastering the art of greetings. Players navigate through a series of humorous and dramatic conversations with quirky characters—like the overly enthusiastic 'Hi Guru' and the dry-witted 'Salutation Snob'—each with their own enigmatic motives. As Alex, you must manage a therapy session gone wrong by choosing how to respond to the outrageous hellos thrown your way while unraveling the deeper mystery of why these greetings have turned sinister. Will you embrace the chaos or outsmart your clients with clever comebacks?