In 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', you step into the shoes of a charmingly disgruntled greeting card writer, Jack, who finds himself navigating the chaotic world of absurd holiday celebrations. After discovering a series of mysterious greetings scattered throughout town, each tied to bizarre and unknown celebrations, your mission is to uncover who started this madness and why the town is so keen on saying hello at inappropriate moments. Choose your dialogue carefully as you interact with eccentric townsfolk—an overly chipper baker, a cynical librarian, and a conspiracy theorist cat lady—while solving quirky puzzles that involve deciphering cryptic card messages and uncovering hilarious backstories. Will you unravel the true meaning of 'hello' before the next town parade begins, or will your greeting card career end in disgrace?