Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this quirky text-based game, you play as a hapless janitor named Sam, mysteriously deep inside the chaotic headquarters of a famous call center known for its weirdly personalized customer interactions. Faced with an array of kooky characters, including a conspiracy theorist tech support agent and a chatbot that believes it's a reincarnated Shakespeare, your job is to uncover the bizarre reason behind the endless 'hellos' echoing through the halls. Each decision you make influences your dialogue options with the eccentric staff and the clients they serve, leading to hilarious outcomes as you piece together the puzzle of the hilariously disjointed corporate culture.