Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If I had a nickel for every weird hello, I could finally afford a therapist.

Adventure Mystery Text Game

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In a quirky town where everyone greets each other with bizarre, personalized hellos, you play as a world-weary detective named Riley who has just been assigned the oddest case of their career: tracking down the origins of strange greetings and the rogue greeting card writer behind them. As you interact with an array of eccentric characters—from a conspiracy theorist baker to a poet who can only speak in rhymes—you will decipher clues, uncover secrets, and solve the mystery of why the town's greetings are turning dangerously peculiar. The choices you make will lead you down different paths, resulting in multiple endings enriched with humor and a touch of unexpected drama.