Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Who knew a simple 'hello' could unleash Pandora's Social Box?

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In a bustling futuristic city where introductions are automated and greetings come with a personalized script, you play as Max, a quirky introvert caught in a misadventure when their greeting protocol malfunctions, causing endless chaos. Instead of polite exchanges, Max accidentally starts a frenzy of unpredictable and dramatic interactions by mixing up the greetings of eccentric characters from all walks of life, including a ninja librarian, a sarcastic AI, and a disgraced celebrity chef. Players navigate through this social minefield, using creative dialogue choices to either escalate the absurdity or diffuse tense moments, all while uncovering the secret behind the malfunctioning greeting system. Dramatic and humorous events unfold as you decide who to help, who to annoy, and how to reclaim your own identity amidst the madness.