Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this interactive text-based game, you find yourself in an absurdly mundane town that seems to be hosting an international convention of 'hellos.' As the newly appointed 'Hello Inspector,' your task is to uncover the mystery of which greetings belong to whom and why. Travel between quirky locations leading hilariously eccentric characters, from mute sages to overly enthusiastic handshakers. Your choices determine how the absurd plot unfolds, revealing the shocking and humorous truth behind every encounter. Will you be able to unravel the tangled web of greetings before it's too late?