Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky small town where everyone has mysteriously forgotten their own names, you play as an eccentric private investigator with a penchant for the absurd. Your task is to uncover the bizarre truth behind the 'Hello Syndrome' that's sweeping the population, causing everyone to greet their neighbors in increasingly ludicrous ways with the wrong names. Explore eccentric locations, engage in witty banter with the townsfolk, and piece together absurd clues, all while discovering the real reason behind this strange affliction. Can you solve the mystery, restore their identities, and maybe snag a slice of the legendary town pie?