Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

What’s the worst that could happen? Just another hellos-y catastrophe!

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In a world where every greeting has become an ominous threat, you play as an unassuming greeting card writer who stumbles upon a secret society known as the 'Hello Cult.' This cult believes that every 'hello' uttered in the past holds latent power and must be controlled to prevent chaos. Your mission is to uncover the origins of these hellos while navigating bizarre characters, deciphering cryptic messages hidden in everyday greetings, and avoiding hilariously absurd situations. Each decision you make influences the narrative's outcome, leading to multiple endings and an exploration of the weightiness of casual greetings in a bizarre society.