Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this quirky text-based adventure, you play as Avery, a down-on-their-luck freelance linguist with a knack for translating bizarre dialects. Everything takes a turn when mysterious, cryptic greetings start appearing throughout your city—graffiti on walls, notes stuck to lampposts, and even whispered in alleyways. As you unravel the origins of these hellos, you discover a hidden society of misfit linguists dedicated to preserving forgotten greetings. Each greeting unlocks new clues, leading you through a humorous investigation filled with eccentric characters, bizarre puns, and unexpected twists. Will you crack the code of 'hellos' and uncover the city’s biggest secret, or will you just get tangled in ludicrous linguistic nonsense?