Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a world where people’s greetings are volatile commodities, you play as a struggling social media influencer named Jamie who stumbles upon a mysterious black market for the most particular hellos. As you navigate through quirky towns and eccentric characters, you must uncover the origins of these greetings while attending outlandish events, solving comedic puzzles, and swaying social dynamics—all while dealing with your hilarious inner monologue. Will you become the trendsetter who revolutionizes how people say hello, or will you get caught in the madness of greeting theft?