In 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', players step into the shoes of an overworked greeting card writer in a suburban town where bizarre relationships are the norm. You're tasked with uncovering the mystery behind a series of strange, overly sentimental greetings that have been popping up everywhere—on billboards, in grocery store aisles, even at the bank! With each greeting you encounter, you must decode the riddles hidden in the text, meet an eccentric cast of characters, and piece together a town-wide conspiracy that challenges the very meaning of cheerfulness. Expect humor, awkward confrontations, and unexpected plot twists as you discover who—or what—keeps leaving these cryptic hellos behind.