Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky town where greetings are mysteriously stolen, you play as Sam, a socially awkward but lovable detective. Armed only with your wits and a notepad full of ridiculous observations, you navigate encounters with eccentric townsfolk, each with their own unique greetings—and a hidden agenda. Your goal is to unravel the bizarre mystery of the missing hellos before the annual 'Festival of Greetings' ends, all while cracking jokes and dodging absurd situations. Will you uncover the truth behind this ludicrous epidemic, or will you just end up with a really weird collection of hellos?