Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Step into the absurd world of 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', where you play as Jack, a cynical greeting card author who one day wakes up to find that all the generic greetings in the world have taken on a life of their own. These sassy hellos, from cringe-inducing puns to bizarre greetings, wreak havoc, invading daily life and causing chaos everywhere! Navigate through a series of witty and outlandish scenarios where you must engage in clever dialogue battles against these anthropomorphic greetings. To restore order, Jack must confront his insecurities, find the source of the chaos, and redefine what a 'hello' really means. Every choice impacts the quirky world, with branching storylines leading to multiple endings filled with absurd surprises and dark humor.