Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

I swear, if I have to greet one more confused stranger, I’m going to lose my mind—oh wait, I already did!

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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In a quirky town where every resident has begun confusing the greetings of others, your mission is to uncover the source of this bizarre phenomenon. Play as a snarky investigator armed with a sarcastic sense of humor and a penchant for solving the inexplicable. As you navigate through unpredictable interactions, unexpected alliances, and a series of eccentric suspects, it’s up to you to piece together who’s behind this chaotic greeting mix-up. Uncover secrets, dodge absurd confrontations, and maintain your composure—all while trying to figure out: whose hellos are these, anyway?