Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this interactive text-based game, players delve into the bewildering world of unpredictable celebrity endorsements gone haywire. You take on the role of Rex Sweat, a down-on-his-luck former publicist who accidentally stumbles upon a cryptic series of voice messages from a mysterious A-list star. Each message opens up a bizarre interactive saga filled with eccentric characters and wild scenarios—ranging from secretive fan clubs to underground karaoke competitions and outrageous botched film shoots. Your choices influence Rex's journey to uncover the truth behind these peculiar greetings and ultimately save the celebrity's career from total chaos. Along the way, players must deal with quirky fan interactions, navigate ridiculous social media fads, and face challenges that mix humor with surprising twists.