Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this absurd interactive text-based game, you play as a struggling writer named Max who discovers a mysterious book of greetings in an unusual thrift shop. Each greeting, characterized by various bizarre and dramatic tones, comes to life when read aloud. You must navigate your chaotic neighborhood as the greetings manifest into unexpected characters and situations, leading to hilarious misunderstandings and antics. Can you weave through this web of greetings, complete your novel, and discover the true meaning of connection, or will you get stuck in endless hellos?