Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this zany interactive text-based game, you play as a down-on-their-luck private investigator named Charlie Hellowitz, who has a peculiar obsession with greetings. One day, while sifting through their mail, you stumble upon dozens of mysterious 'hellos' left on random pieces of paper. As you delve deeper, it becomes apparent that these hellos are tied to a baffling conspiracy involving a quirky cast of eccentric townspeople, an underground greeting card syndicate, and a baffling riddle that only you can unravel. Navigate through a labyrinth of hilariously absurd scenarios, solve comical puzzles, and get to the bottom of the mystery before the town erupts in chaos due to unreturned greetings. Will you find the source of the hellos and restore sanity to the greeting card industry?