Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Step into the shoes of Felix, an underappreciated greeting card writer who stumbles upon a dark secret hidden within the card industry. As the bizarre events unfold, including uproarious characters and conspiracy theories involving the 'Hello Cult,' Felix must navigate through a web of odd greetings, unexpected friendships, and comical mysteries to uncover the truth. Your choices dictate whether Felix will find glory by revealing the underground world of card-making or simply end up with a paper cut and a shockingly unoriginal slogan.