Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a bustling city teeming with quirky characters and outrageous situations, you play as a professional 'Hello Decipherer.' Your unique job involves unraveling the mystery behind strange greetings that pop up all around town. Each greeting leads you to unexpected adventures with eccentric locals, from overly enthusiastic cat cafe owners to secretive underground mime organizations. Navigate through humorous dialogue trees, make ludicrous choices, and piece together the crazy connections between each 'hello' as you uncover a conspiracy that might just be the most ridiculous thing you've ever encountered.