Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?
If I had a dollar for every cryptic hello, I’d still be broke, but at least I’d have company!
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In a quirky small town where everyone greets you with cryptic hellos, you play as a disgraced former detective trying to clear your name after a scandal. The townsfolk are all hiding something, and their peculiar greetings might lead you to uncovering a bizarre conspiracy involving a mysterious artifact that grants wishes—but only if you can figure out who really owns it. Dive deep into humorous dialogue, unravel past secrets, and navigate a world where every hello could mean the difference between a friend and a foe. Your choices shape the story, with multiple endings based on the friendships you forge and the truths you uncover.
