Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a world where greetings have taken on absurd power, players step into the shoes of an out-of-work greeting card writer turned private investigator. Tasked with uncovering the source of a bizarre trend where mysterious 'hellos' are appearing everywhere—from street walls to snack food packaging—players must navigate through a chaotic city filled with eccentric characters and satirical humor. With each encounter, players unravel the societal implications of communication, expression, and the very nature of saying 'hello.' The choices you make will lead to wildly different outcomes, making each playthrough unique as you confront peppy influencers, cryptic artists, and overzealous philosophers. Will you discover who really controls the greetings, or will you get lost in the chaos of the city's social web?