Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this quirky interactive text-based game, you play as a professional greetings specialist in a world where people are defined by their unique greetings. One day, you wake up to find that all the greetings have been mysteriously swapped! Now, as the mysterious greeter known only as 'Salutation Shadow', you must navigate through a vibrant and hilarious society where every encounter is a greeting experiment gone wacky. Solve puzzles, uncover secrets about the origins of greetings, and use your skills to restore the proper salutations before chaos ensues. Each choice leads you to hilarious and unexpected interactions with a cast of eccentric characters, resulting in a dramatic quest to reclaim your identity and the jovial chaos unraveling around you.