Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If I had a nickel for every 'hello'… I'd probably still be broke, but at least I'd know what the hell's going on!

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Set in a bizarre, surreal town where every passerby's greeting is inexplicably linked to a hidden secret. You play as a sarcastic newcomer who, upon arrival, discovers that each 'hello' they receive unravels a strange and often absurd mystery tied to the town's eccentric residents. Interact with quirky characters, solve hilariously twisted puzzles involving their salutation styles, and uncover a dark secret that has been festering beneath the town's cheerful facade. Your choices will determine whether you can save your sanity—or lose it amongst the bizarre hellos.