Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky little town where greetings are mysteriously stolen, you play as a snarky private investigator tasked with uncovering the culprit behind the bizarre phenomenon. Every time someone tries to greet another, they can only mumble incoherently. As you interact with the colorful cast of townsfolk, each having their own quirky habits and secrets, you must piece together clues from their dysfunctional social interactions. Make choices that shape your investigation, forge unusual alliances, and engage in dialogue full of puns and irony. Can you uncover the greeter thief before the annual 'Hello Festival' is ruined forever? Or will you just be left saying 'hello' to an empty audience?