Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', you play as a quirky private investigator named Max Bowers, who specializes in solving the bizarre cases of misplaced greetings. One morning, Max receives a puzzling package containing dozens of cryptic greetings and hellos, each more bewildering than the last. As you explore an eccentric city teeming with unusual characters—from sentient greetings to overly friendly squirrels—you must piece together the origins of these greetings. Choose dialogue, navigate tangled relationships, and uncover a plot that involves a secret society of ‘Greeting Ninjas’ who control the flow of polite interactions. Your choices define how absurd or hilarious the investigation becomes, leading to multiple endings that can range from heartwarming to downright ridiculous.