Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

When the greetings get grim, I just say, 'Hello, darkness, my old friend!'

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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In a bizarre alternate reality where greetings are an illicit commodity, players dive into a colorful underworld where hellos are stolen, sold, and traded. As a washed-up detective known for your stellar skills in stating the obvious, you are coerced into solving a series of kidnappings—where people’s voices (along with their hellos) are going missing! Interact with eccentric characters; navigate moral dilemmas in dialogue; and piece together the mystery behind the underground trading of hellos. Will you reveal the truth before it gets lost in translation?