Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Dive into a quirky, text-based world where you play as Alex, a washed-up investigator who specializes in solving mundane mysteries that no one else seems to care about. One day, you receive a strange letter filled with greetings from around the world, signed only as 'The Greet-er'. Your mission? Decipher the cryptic hellos, led by a wacky cast of characters who may be more than they seem – from a conspiracy theorist cat to an overly enthusiastic greeting card saleswoman. As you untangle the bizarre connections between the hellos, you’ll uncover a dramatic underbelly of international greeting societies, absurd rivalries, and the ultimate mystery: who is the Greet-er? Your choices will lead you down paths of hilarity, confusion, and unexpected revelations in a quest that’s anything but ordinary.