Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Step into the world of 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', an interactive text-based adventure where you play as Alex, a social misfit braving the chaotic underbelly of the Greeting Bureau, a government organization responsible for regulating hellos and farewells. After uncovering that the Bureau is under threat from a rogue faction trying to monopolize greetings, you'll need to navigate absurd situations, manipulate quirky characters, and gather the most bizarre collection of greetings possible. Will you manage to restore normalcy in a world gone mad while making hilariously awkward interactions along the way?