Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

I didn't sign up for a social experiment—my idea of small talk is a quick nod and a dash for the exit!

Mystery Comedy-Drama Text Game

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In 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', you play as a jaded anthropologist who stumbles upon a peculiar artifact while investigating a series of bizarre social interactions in a small, quirky town. Each chapter uncovers a different character's story, all interlinked by a mysterious form of greeting that causes people to enter unusual states of existence, from amnesia to comedic hyper-awareness. Navigate through dialogue trees, solve humorous social dilemmas, and unravel the town's crazy secret. With the clock ticking, you must decide how to restore normalcy before the next 'hello' turns somebody into a pigeon or worse!