Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky cyberpunk metropolis, players assume the role of a down-on-their-luck private investigator who receives a cryptic message: a series of bizarre hellos are echoing across the city, each tied to missing persons. As you delve into the lives of eccentric citizens—from overly optimistic baristas to conspiracy-theorist street performers—players gather clues, make choices that affect the narrative, and unravel the hilarious yet dark mystery behind these strange greetings. With a mix of humor, suspense, and unexpected plot twists, every decision steers the character closer to—or further from—the truth. Can you solve the greatest greeting mystery of all time?