Step into the shoes of Max, a struggling stand-up comedian who wakes up in a bizarre parallel universe where greetings have become currency. In this interactive text-based experience, you will navigate through a whimsical city where each 'hello' has a different meaning and value based on the tone, context, and choice of the greeter. Players will unravel a surreal mystery involving a lost friend, a powerful greeting cult, and the dark underbelly of a society obsessed with pleasantries. Engage with quirky characters, decipher cryptic conversations, and make choices that will affect your path—while trying to maintain your stand-up routine in the meantime. Are you ready to laugh, cry, and say 'hello' in all the wrong ways?