Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this interactive text-based game, you are a disillusioned private investigator in a world where everyone—absolutely everyone—is obsessed with greeting each other. From townsfolk with over-the-top hellos to a conspiracy around a rare 'perfect greeting,' your job is to unravel the mystery of who started this absurd greeting epidemic. Navigate bizarre conversations, analyze eccentric greeting patterns, and make decisions that lead you down unexpected paths. Will you solve the mystery, or will you find yourself caught in a web of farcical pleasantries?