Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If the hellos fit, wear them—just don’t forget whose they are!

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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In a quirky, surreal world where every greeting is a clue, players assume the role of a down-on-their-luck private investigator who receives a mysterious package containing a collection of recorded hellos from various eccentric characters. Each hello provides a piece of the puzzle to a missing persons case that spirals into absurdity. The player must navigate through a cast of bizarre personalities—from an overly enthusiastic mime to a conspiracy-theorist cat—deciphering their cryptic greetings while uncovering laugh-out-loud scenarios. Decisions made in dialogue influence the outcomes and the revelations about the bizarre connection between the voices and the missing persons.