Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky, bustling city overshadowed by an inexplicable phenomenon where people are mysteriously disappearing after greeting each other, you step into the shoes of Jordan, an underachieving detective with a penchant for sarcastic quips. Tasked with unraveling the enigma, you must navigate a web of bizarre characters, absurd situations, and singularly strange hellos. Every choice alters the course of your investigation, leading to humorous confrontations and unexpected revelations, while challenging you to figure out: are these hellos a greeting or a one-way ticket to oblivion?