In 'Whose Hello's Are These, Anyway?', you find yourself in a bustling retro diner where every booth is inhabited by bizarre characters who each hold a piece of the puzzle. As a struggling private investigator on the brink of bankruptcy, your phone starts ringing with ominous messages from the dead, initiating an absurd investigation into their neglected greetings that somehow signify their unsolved mysteries. With hilarious dialogue choices and a quirky cast including a paranoid waitress, a time-traveling chef, and an overly dramatic mime, your goal is to unravel the comical chaos that ensues and reconnect lost souls with their 'hellos' while avoiding some dangerously wacky situations. With multiple endings depending on your dialogue choices, the diner becomes a lunatic's playground for mystery and laughs.