Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky world where every character can only say 'hello' in increasingly bizarre ways, you are a struggling linguist tasked with unraveling the mystery of a series of strange 'hellos' that have sparked a nationwide frenzy. Travel through peculiar towns, from the bustling streets of Hello-haven to the sleepy village of Howdyshire, collecting various 'hellos' while engaging with eccentric characters who each have their unique twang and flair. Your choices shape the narrative, revealing the backstories of these odd greetings and leading to the eventual confrontation with the enigmatic 'Lord Hello' who threatens to monopolize the art of salutation. Can you save the world from a monotonous greeting culture while keeping your sense of humor intact?