Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If a hello falls in the forest, does anyone even care?

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In a quirky alternate reality where greetings and salutations dictate social hierarchy, you play as an underprivileged 'Silent'—one who can't greet others appropriately. When a powerful Greeting Guild holds an annual competition for the best hellos, you are unwittingly thrust into the chaos. Navigate through absurd obsequiousness, bizarre encounters, and hilariously inappropriate greeting rituals while desperately trying to figure out the identity of the rogue 'Hello Thief' sabotaging the event. Make choices that influence social standing and relationships in this unpredictable narrative where every word counts and every hello can lead to hilarity or disaster!