Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this text-based interactive game, you play as Morley, an eccentric amateur detective who works in a small, peculiar town where greetings are mysteriously misplaced. Each character you encounter has their own unique 'hello,' an oddly specific phrase that reveals their quirks and secrets. Your task is to unravel a bizarre greeting conspiracy that has led to a string of confusing and comedic misunderstandings, ultimately threatening the fabric of social interactions in the town. Engage in wordplay, collect clues from bizarre conversations, and utilize your wit to navigate through eccentric personalities. The goal is to restore the correct hellos before the town devolves into utter chaos—and ridiculousness.