Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this quirky interactive text-based game, you play as Sam, a quirky and socially awkward clerk at a seemingly normal greetings card shop. One day, you stumble upon a hidden section of the shop filled with bizarre, untraceable cards that appear to belong to various bizarre characters. Each card you choose leads you into their chaotic lives, each with their own comedic mysteries to solve involving the origins of their peculiar hellos. You must navigate a series of eccentric conversations, outrageous situations, and unexpected interactions that range from slapstick humor to existential reflection. With each choice altering the dramatic paths you uncover, your goal is to piece together the true purpose of these hellos while maintaining the balance of sanity in your own life.