Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Step into a whimsical world where every greeting holds a secret. You, a somewhat disgruntled greeting card author, find yourself trapped in a bizarre dimension where people communicate solely through absurd and cryptic hellos. Each inquiry into who says what leads you on a journey filled with eccentric characters, surreal landscapes, and riddles that must be solved using the unique greetings you collect. Navigate through hilarious miscommunications, craft your own hellos, and ultimately discover the true meaning behind the art of salutation. Can you decipher the mysteries of this strange realm and escape while crafting the ultimate greeting card?