Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a world where greetings are currency, you play as Felix, a cynical but charming professional 'greeter.' You navigate an absurd society where people exchange overly elaborate hellos for favors, secrets, and even money. As you explore quirky locations, you encounter eccentric characters, solve humorous dilemmas, and make choices that lead to wildly different outcomes. Will you become the ultimate greeting guru or a behind-the-scenes grump just trying to survive the social minefield?