Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a surreal world where greetings are currency, you are a hapless conversationalist caught in an underground society of greeting merchants. Players navigate through bizarre social situations, selecting from various humorous and outrageous greeting options to impress eccentric characters, win bizarre challenges, and uncover the mystery behind the disappearance of the world's standard greetings. Your choices shape the story, lead to unexpected encounters, and decide who controls the flow of hellos in this zany adventure.