Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a world where greetings hold mysterious powers, you play as Alex, a socially awkward barista who unwittingly stumbles into an underground society obsessed with the art of 'Hello.' Each choice you make influences your relationships with an eccentric cast of characters ranging from an overly enthusiastic conspiracy theorist to a renowned linguist with a penchant for dramatic flair. Navigate through absurd scenarios, collect ridiculous greeting cards, and unlock bizarre dialogue trees as you decide whether to embrace the power of hellos or to simply retreat back to your coffee machine.