Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

When 'hello' doesn't just mean 'hi,' it's a whole new level of awkward!

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Set in a surreal alternate reality where greetings hold immense power, players assume the role of Jessie, a hapless barista unexpectedly thrust into a world where the quality of someone's 'hello' can mean the difference between life and death. As Jessie, you must navigate a series of bizarre encounters, from existential talking animals to email-obsessed zombies, to solve the mystery behind the disappearance of the world's best 'hellos.' Each choice affects your path and the quirky characters you meet, leading to unpredictable and hilarious outcomes.